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I Saw a Movie: It (But Mostly Other Things)

Posted on February 24, 2018 by elliottggish

[A/N: I first wrote this post back in September, when I originally saw this film. At the time I couldn’t think of a way to end it, so I didn’t post it. However, I also could not stop thinking about … Continue reading →

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The 10 Worst Films I Ever Paid Actual Money to Watch in an Actual Theatre

Posted on February 4, 2017 by elliottggish

Please note: This list is not a complete rundown of every terrible movie I have ever seen in a theatre. All bad films are not created equal, and some are downright delightful. For example, I paid real live human dollars … Continue reading →

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Movies That I Would Definitely Watch if Anyone Ever Decided to Make Them

Posted on August 24, 2016 by elliottggish

An animated adaptation of Mo Willems’ Elephant and Piggie series, with Richard Kind voicing Elephant and Nicki Minaj voicing Piggie. A sci fi/action thriller set in the year 3000, featuring Alia Shawkat, Ellen Page, and Janelle Monae as girl spies—IN … Continue reading →

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I Saw a Movie: Ghostbusters

Posted on July 27, 2016 by elliottggish

I have never seen the original Ghostbusters. This was not a conscious decision on my part. I have nothing against busting ghosts in general, and I am deeply fond of Dan Aykroyd, partly because he played Veda’s dad in My … Continue reading →

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I Saw a Movie: Magic Mike XXL

Posted on June 10, 2016 by elliottggish

I really like Channing Tatum.

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How Pretty in Pink Really Ends

Posted on April 5, 2016 by elliottggish

INT: A SUPER FANCY HOTEL. ANDIE and DUCKIE enter the ballroom to the opening notes of THAT ONE SONG EVERYONE REMEMBERS FROM THIS MOVIE. PROM is PROMMING pretty hard. ANDIE is wearing the WORLD’S UGLIEST DRESS, and DUCKIE’S SHOES are … Continue reading →

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I Saw a Movie: The Witch

Posted on March 3, 2016 by elliottggish

Until last Sunday, I had never gone to see a movie by myself. I grew up in a big family, so as a kid movies were always group outings, and I spent most of my adulthood in long term relationships, … Continue reading →

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I Have a Mighty Need for These Fictional Characters to Be Queer

Posted on February 24, 2016 by elliottggish

Kate Bishop. Let’s be real, any of the Young Avengers being heterosexual just makes no sense at all. Let’s be realer: “Princess. I’ve seen the way you look at me. You’re not that straight.”

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