Watching television! Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, GLOW, and The Good Place were all winners. American Gods was hit (Emily Browning slowly rotting and being really bitter about it, Orlando Jones’s whole deal, the soundtrack) or miss (the many, many shots of inconsequential things happening in dramatic slo-mo). Riverdale was an abomination, but one that I watched in its entirety, so I suspect the joke is on me.
Going on dates! They have, by and large, been bad, but not as bad as they could have been.
Visiting Montreal! I spent a wonderful ten days in Montreal recently, seeing dear friends and eating great food and climbing to the top of Mount Royal (not recommended, although the view is spectacular). I also took in a horrible play about masculinity, went ziplining, attended Montreal’s first YA Fest, and got to see the Decemberists in concert. It was the best vacation I’ve had in years, and furthered my conviction that Montreal is one of the greatest cities in the world. I would live there if it didn’t mean inflicting my godawful French on people who did nothing to deserve it.
Getting published! As of this writing, I have published three stories: “What Brings You Back There,” published in the Dalhousie Review; “Blood and Vinegar,” published in Understorey Magazine; and “Games to Play at Parties,” a finalist for the Wigleaf Mythic Picnic Prize in Fiction. I also have a piece awaiting publication at Spry Literary Journal called “The Salt Gift.” My mother is very proud of me (she told me so).
Trying (and sort of failing) to write a novel! This past year I attempted NaNoWriMo for the first time in a long time. I was trying to write a horror novel about Newfoundland fairy lore. While I technically won the challenge (50,000 words within a month), I definitely failed to produce anything that wasn’t pure, unadulterated garbage. Better luck this year, I guess.
Trying (and DEFINITELY failing) to sing karaoke! For posterity’s sake.
COMING SOON: More frequent updates, many of which will likely include all my negative feelings about Solo: A Star Wars Story.